K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I FOUND THE LEGS
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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