that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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