Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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