I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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