i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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