i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
