My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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