brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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