you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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