people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
as a side note pls kill me
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