She is in my trunk
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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