If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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