let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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