Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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