she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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