But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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