Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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