so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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