We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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