the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
