I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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