I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Quick, to the slutcave!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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