quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Farmville is her only friend.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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