mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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