your room smells of hookers.
And success
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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