kristin has been a bad kristin
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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