we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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