If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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