The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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