I look better un-naked...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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