...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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