O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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