she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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