i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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