I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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