His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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