so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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