bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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