saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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