i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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