I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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