omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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