HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
well you can't waste a boner
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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