"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
