Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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