THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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