i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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