You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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