i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Too much gin, very little bucket
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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