Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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