Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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