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• (310): View more from California

  Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?

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  tie

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  my professor just said "the power of the situation"

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  drink

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  this strobe light makes my body turn on and off

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.

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