Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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