I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just google imaged poop.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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