I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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