fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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