He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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