i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Your dad touched me again.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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